First Of All, This Is Legitimate Information, Top Class Government Type Documents.

The First Thing You Have To Do Is Find A Gun.

Then Find Bullets.

Then Shoot Yourself In The Head.

(Very effective)


Get a rope

Hang yourself

There! One Less Future Zombie!

(Semi Effective-Expect Pain)


Get all the guns in the world and kill everything except you.

(Probably most effective.)


Get a gun some food, water,tooth brush,running shoes,sour patch kids and a random person then push them so the zombies go after him/her and While they're eating them run or shoot the zombies as theyre eating him/her.


Hide in a secret lair with a bunch of food and drinks plus a duplicating machine so you can duplicate your weapons food and drinks.


Don't do this anywhere!