1. WGo skateboard to the nearest BurgerKing, (or McDonald's, preferably Burger King) ... Naked.
  2. Then trip over a rock then you will do a swan dive to the ground
  3. Then you will fall on your peewee and scream "OH THE PAIN" If your a girl you'll be ok. Unless your on your... ...yknow thing that lasts 7 days, begins with p ends with d
  4. Yhen you broke your hip. And your crotch. And your face and your leg
Good job! You just broke your bone


Don't do this anywhere!